Celebrity

And the winner is...

This year will mark the 84th Oscar presentations, a night when America's richest, most exclusive club throws opens its kimono, lets down its hair extensions and gives us a peek at the stars being their most artificial, botoxed, collagened and liposuctioned selves. But it wasn't always that way. Up until about the 60th Oscar ceremony, there were 3 MAJOR differences. They didn't have botox, collagen or liposuction.

Where does the artifice begin? Well, with the hosts themselves. I know a comedy writer who scribed Oscar jokes for a comedian host.